February 2011
Anonymous asked: you always call girls hot are you bi or lesbian?
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pyrexia:
People say you shouldn’t rely on other people to make you feel happy or content but how the fucking fuck does one not? If it weren’t for other people I’d be permanently miserable. If it weren’t for the people who love me I’d probably be dead.
Any sense of fulfilment I have ever experienced has been sourced from the words or actions of other people. I don’t think I am capable of making...
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Instead of doing work in English, my group thought...
kodyrininger:
Saving Ryan’s Privates
The Hills Have Thighs
A Separate Penis
Black Cock Down
Fuck Club
Snow White Takes Seven More
Wild Wild Breasts
Get Hard
28 Lays Later
The Cunt For Red Cocktober
Forrest Hump
Fucking Miss Daisy
The Rear Hunter
West Side Whoring
An American In Paris
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I love that me and my brother wear the same...
Him: “Can I borrow your gray v-neck and that black belt with the double holes?”
Me: “First closet, both on the top shelf and I’m pretty sure that belt is yours.”
Him: “Thanks, do you have my blue radio shirt with the big radio on it?”
Me: “Yeah but it smells like smoke from when I wore it so I’m going to wash it with the rest of the...
January 2011
We're suppose to get a big snow storm with lots of...
kodyrininger:
I’m really hoping for no school tomorrow. I just want to sleep.
You should come visit me
I've been in a bad mood today.
marxisforbros:
Today as I was driving home the car in front of me swerved to hit a bird. I saw this little bird scatter off the road as we approached with a quick little hop skip jump out of the way. Into the safety of the bike lane. Then the car in front swerved and killed it. It was being driven by a young man, about my age. There was another guy in the passenger seat. They were about my age....
I am trying to convince Jamie to have a baby with me so I can put it in this
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WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING AND UNFOLLOWING ME...
If this is regarding me, which is a possibility since I just refollowed you after I unfollowed you by accident the other day, you should really not jump to conclusions. If it’s not regarding me, you should really not jump to conclusions.
Anonymous asked: and that is?
Anonymous asked: what does your painting represent
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Anonymous asked: ARE YOU REALLY AUSTRALIAN? :D
Reblog if you live here!
nottodaymegatron:
ch0des:
chrisisoncrack:
press play...
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Now why would someone that I met once but never...
Do you think that’s going to provoke me to talk to you or something?
Obviously I’m just sitting at my computer thinking,
“Oh look! That kid Fred that hooked up with 4 girls in my grade within two weeks poked me! What a sweetheart, I’m going to flirt with him on facebook now!”
Bitch please, that’s just weird.
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Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have
Andrew Dillon,
You’re a bitch.
A slutty bitch :)
PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I need Dead Space 2.
NEED.
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Anonymous asked: i think youre falling apart
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To the 4 anons in the past 3 days that have...
I have a little story for you!
About 5 minutes ago my brother and I were sitting on our kitchen floor talking after we just had dinner and I decided that I wanted chocolate ice cream. I went into our freezer and got the ice cream, half full container, and he (instinctively) got the oreos for me.
Half of a 2 quart container and 4 mushed oreos later, I AM EATING! hooooray aka fuck youuuu!
I put...
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I woke up thinking today was saturday, and I...
havissard:
Saturday is going to be pretty hectic, so I wasn’t exactly chuffed.
But it’s friday. I don’t have to go to work for another eleven hours, and tonight should be super easy.
Dammit it’s Thursday! I want to be in the future.