December 2010
this is hysterical →
If you do a Google Image search for the number...
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Air is approximately 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen...
I just wanted to be helpful to all of you who were wondering!
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It is 2:27 A.M. It is logical to be doing this. →
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The phrase "If you don't mind" is a waste of...
“Would you grab that for me? If you don’t mind.”
Do I really have a choice? No. I do not have a fucking choice even if I do mind! The conversation would not go like this:
“Why yes, yes I do mind. I happen to be doing something and I am not interested in doing any of your crap.”
“Oh okay, carry on, I’ll do it myself.”
No no no. It would go:
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That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
drugsdestroylove:
but you still act like you did:
because you’ll just Google it later.
The 3rd GIF in your GIF folder will be your...
themainmane:
Today, I made a spinach strata.
My mom gave me a vegetarian cookbook for Christmas and the first thing I am trying out is the spinach strata.
It is basically cheese and spinach in between bread covered in a milk/egg/parsley mix and baked. It is currently in the oven, I am watching it, and it looks delicious.
I will update you all on it’s deliciousness :)
Marx,
I’m going to virtually slap you. You are clogging my dash. Secretly, I’m enjoying it. But you can’t know that. SHHHHHH.
Go to sleep.
:)
Angry Drunk Man.
marxisforbros:
A drunk man came into work today. I say that he was drunk because he was swaying back and forth even though it was clear that he was trying to stand completely still. This, and he stunk of booze. He approached the counter holding a bag of fantails (they’re a type of candy). He perched his arms on different parts of the counter to steady himself and leaned in to speak with me as...
Reblog if you knew about Paramore before Twilight.
lyricsandcoffee:
1800nikkii:
zzonked:
itsalmostatriplerainbow:
what’s twilight?
hate paramore, but yeah hate how the hype starded because if twilight
She looks…..horrible haha
Twilight can suck my dick everyone only knows Paramore now for Decode, I caught Myself and also The Only Exception. If one more person tells me one of those is their favorite Paramore song I’m going to...
There's so much Tumblr hate.
lyricsandcoffee:
Guys for real this is a BLOGGING site. And for the haters that apparently don’t know what a blog is: a blog is like an online journal for someone to express their personal opinions, feelings, etc. You wouldn’t like it if I jumped on your dick and criticized all of your opinions, so don’t be hypocrites and stfu and blog about your sorry ass lives to your 5 followers, and leave...
When cute boys right in my ask first.
lyricsandcoffee:
satans-testicle:
write*
I love you, Chrissy.
Twelve year olds talking about getting "So drunk".
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I just fed my plant vodka.
Who the hell leaves a water bottle of vodka sitting around in the living room?
Who the hell does that?
Oh right, I do.
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Que Sera, Sera: A conversation between me...and... →
justlaughterandgladness:
Katherine go work out
-but its snowing!
Katherine that makes no difference you have a treadmill in the basement and since when do you work out outside?
-but i don’t know where my running shorts are!
We just put them in your drawer Katherine, the second one remember?
-but i have a cut on my…
We’re not friends anymore?
…Oh.
On the phone with Chrissy while she is trying to...
This is so fucking funny.
“Mike, can you shush!!”
I am dying of laughter. I love her so much.
The end of my brother's relationship.
Girlfriend: So, the only reason I haven't been talking to you is because I made out with another guy.
Jimmy: The only reason I'm not talking to you now is because you're dumped.
themainmane:
marxisforbros:
Marxy, you know...
Wonderwoman.
I have heard so many rumors about who is going to play Wonderwoman and I am curious about people’s thoughts. There have been many names flying around but the most I’ve heard brought it down to:
1. Megan Fox
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Michelle Monaghan
And,
4. Morena Baccarin
Personally, I think Michelle Monaghan fits it the most but is unfortunately the least...
Anonymous asked: what college are u going to?
Anonymous asked: what college are u going to?
The hardest part about loving me is my temper. I...
“It wasn’t my fucking fault.”
“I didn’t say it was.”
“You implied it. You implied that I tried too hard, loved too much, cared too much. Well fuck that, okay, fuck it all.”
“Sarah, your temper.”
“I can’t breathe.”
“You don’t even understand. If killing myself would have stopped your pain those months...
Watchkirstenklepacki:
atomiclovers:
THIS IS JUST… I CAN’T EVEN!
omg can’t even explain how much i love this !
This must have taken so long. So worth it.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?... In little Nazis!