January 2010
Lawyer: “Now sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man—”
Witness: “Thank you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.”
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1y6tQD/rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
December 2009
“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
– Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma)
now that simply is true!
(via moonriverdahling)
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”
– Peter Ustinov (via lindsaydinkins) (via skysignal) (via theipodguru) (via meltinyourmouth) (via unicornology) (via thefloralsofa)
Alice in wonderland
Alice came to a fork in the road. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked.
‘Where do you want to go?’ responded the Cheshire cat.
‘I don’t know,’ Alice answered.
‘Then,’ said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.’
@tiresome
happy birthday, asher :)<3
Why do we SHOUT when we are ANGRY?
homgsh:
whatbeauty:
beautyinpain:
seeingdouble:
mcspicyburger:
bloodisthenewblackk:
One day, a professor asked his students ‘Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?’ All the students thought for a while. One answered ‘Because we lost our cool. That’s why we SHOUT.’ Asked the professor again, ‘But the person is just right next to you, why can’t we talk softly but have to...
“Shut up, just shut up and listen. Hear me out for just one minute. Just give me a minute of you pure, unadulterated time, cause what I need to tell you is big. Don’t be afraid of these words, just feel this moment. I don’t care what’s happened before this. Fuck the past, fuck what we’ve said, fuck the tears we’ve cried, they don’t matter anymore. Just, just be right here, right now, in this moment. Look, this is going to change everything and I know it. Whether, this is the last time, or the first of many, I need you to know I love you. I’m just as fucking scared of this feeling as you are, but do yourself the favor, do me the favor, and just feel. Let your heart take control of this moment. Forget the world, forget everyone else, forget the consequences, this moment is you and me. And, and if you’re feeling this too, it’s okay to be afraid. I don’t know what the future holds, or what we’ll be, just trust what you feel. I know I’ve fucked up, and I’ve fucked up a lot, but I’m sorry. I can’t change what I’ve done, or what I’ve said, all we’ve got is this moment. If you feel it too, take this leap with me. Forget the past and take the risk. Trust your heart, forget your head. I know it’s hard for you, it’s going to take work, but I’m willing because I love you and when it comes down to it, I love you, and that’s all I’ve got.”
@ monique and sarah - i will be nice and smoke...
(via annmariedoll)
thanks, beautiful :)
“you didn’t love her. you just didn’t want to be alone or maybe, maybe she was...”
– callie torres (via unsolvedmysteries)
Me: I don't understand why they put the other side of the plastic on the inside of the tag! If it went straight through one cut and I'd be done. No searching for the other end
Him: But then it would fall to the floor
Me: Maybe I want it on the floor
Him: So just drop it on the floor
Me: That's extra effort
Him: You're dropping it in the garbage and the floor is next to the garbage
Me: I don't drop it in the garbage
Him: Then you drop it on the floor
Me: I don't drop it on the floor
Him: Where do you drop it?
Me: In my bed
Him: Why would you want a plastic tag in your bed
Me: I don't want a plastic tag in my bed
Him: Then you drop it in the garbage
Me: Do I know you?
Him: Your dimple looks familiar
Me: Have you always been white?
Him: I love you
Me: Do I know you?
Him: May I pretend to love you?
Me: If you promise not to break my heart
Him: Now now, we both now that's not possible
Me: Sometimes, I can't feel anything
Him: Sometimes, all I want to feel is you
Me: Sometimes
A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day-...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
Dad: My back hurts
Mom: Oh and you think mine doesn't? No, I just go to the chiropractor twice a week because I like him.
Me: He has really pretty eyes
Mom: Sometimes, I think you're purpose in life is to insert your opinion randomly just for fun
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath (The Bell Jar) (via misswallflower) (via thethinkingtank) (via thefloralsofa)
In the 16th century, Turkish women were allowed to...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Amazing Book of Useless Information)
Me: It's shit.
Her: How do you know?
Me: The font on the cover is Times New Roman.
Her: Oh yeah, it's shit.
You’ll be the drug, I’ll be the drug addict.
We’ll stumble through the streets together,
Like a walking memory.
“You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you...”
– Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook) (via kari-shma) (via katielilgeberg)
Cross off stuff you've done.
fuckyeahskinnybitch:
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Taken a...
Self take note and pay attention please:
moonriverdahling:
“Charlie Brown: What can you do when you don’t fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by? Lucy: Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds? Charlie Brown: No. Lucy: As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?...
moonriverdahling:
beenthinking:
“ I laughed and said, Life is easy. What I meant was, Life is easy with you here, and when you leave, it will be hard again.”
Ten True Things - Miranda July
